This question is for anyone who has ever sent fan mail.  If I send fan mail to a ballplayer, how long do you think it takes until they actually receive it?  I'm discounting mail transit time from here to the home office.  How long does it take from that point until it reaches their hot little hands?

More later, as I haven't posted for a few days.  For now, I'm holding down my department solo today and had best get back to it.